Wednesday, June 13, 2007

A Day in the Life of Claudia

A Day in the Life of Claudia
-Today me and my husband Hector moved in (once again) with our good friends down at the movie lot! Ahhh, I remember when we first went there! It was a wreck. Broken windows, graveyards, no bathrooms,and no income!! Well now its beautiful! I've turned their largest room into a ritzy resturaunt and kitchen and their "spare" rooms into a deluxe spa and bath! It even has a hot spring tub and automatic massager!
Anyways, today i went to work as the CEO of Mayo and More industries and brought home two thousand dollars so i thought i could spare some renovations. I've started redoing the second largest area. I'm turning it into a lounge and master bedroom! It will be so beautiful!
I'm having issues with my friend Noel because I keep inviting him over, but ever since i moved out of the Bio Dome he hasn't come over at all! I really need him to because im DYING to give him a secret handshake!! Plus, he is pretty handsome. I mean sometimes the gray hair can make a man look so debonair and mysterious! Besides Hector shouldn't care since we're on the verge of divorce anyways.....
I mean i don't want it to end with us! That's why i repair US whenever we get into fights! But i don't know how much more of this behind my back romance i can take! I mean he's got Helga, Sheila, Betty, and probably multiple other girls i don't even KNOW about in love with him. Oh well....he smells like a goat anyways.
Goodbye! I have work tomorow.... actual work, repairing my love, and getting Noel to come vist!
-Claudia

1 comment:

Just another face in the crowd said...

Thank you for commenting on my "stripping is not a talent" post.